SAC week 6 Christmas classic

Well, I had lots of barriers this week, but I did come up with a Christmas Song…a classic? no, but a fun song anyhow..I needed a little humour in my life this week, so here you have it!

Office Christmas Party

I woke up to the sound of Christmas bells ringing in my head
glitter on my pillowcase an elf like stranger in my bed
my brain feels like a snow globe being shook at a rapid pace
I just might toss my Gingerbread cookies all over the place

I drank too many shots of whiskey
too much eggnog,rum and beer
Thank God the office Christmas party comes but once a year!

I think I kicked my boss last night, right in his golden balls
I might have kissed the janitor while he decked the halls
I opened all the presents by the staff room Christmas tree
I danced with good ol’ Santa Clause while I did a strip tease

I drank too many shots of whiskey
too much eggnog rum, and beer
Thank God the office Christmas party comes but once a year!

I Curse that social media for all the gift tags that I got
and I thank the stars of Bethlehem for the parts they covered up
running naked through the office crowd, in nothing but my jingle bells,
How am I ever going to live this down?
I’m such a disgrace
how can I save face?
each time it’s the same, new year, new job, new name!!!

I drank too many shots of whiskey
too much eggnog rum, and beer
Thank God the office Christmas party comes but once a year!

https://soundcloud.com/megsrathwell-1/office-christmas-party

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